Penname: Im_Bloody_English [Contact] Real name: Tina
Member Since: 06/05/06
Membership status: Member
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I'm a 37 year old stay at home mother of 2. 
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Stories by Im_Bloody_English
Summary: Buffy joins the military and heads off to Basic Training. The Boot Camp experience can be rough enough to endure, but there’s something, or rather someone that will make her time spent becoming a soldier ten times worse - a Drill Sergeant sent straight from the bowels of hell that takes an instant dislike to her mere presence............. Spike. He’s evil, he’s mean, he hates her but even worse... he lusts for her.  This is not a military fic or even a fic about the military. The Army serves only as the backdrop-setting to the story, so don’t shy away from reading.   Nominations over at Love’s Last Glimpse Awards, round 19:  Best WIP, angst, Buffy characterization and fantasy.  Also nominated for best author.
Categories: General Romance, The Laugh Factory
Characters: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Chapters: 21 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 130998 Read Count: 17476
Published: 01/18/07 Updated: 10/09/07
Summary: While visiting Paris for the summer, Buffy is instantly attracted to a shy bartender.  Problem?  She doesn’t speak French and he can't understand English.  With a little nudge from their helpful friends, they find themselves in a situation where they must communicate.  Can the barrier be overcome in other ways?
Categories: General Romance
Characters: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 12787 Read Count: 1488
Published: 08/31/06 Updated: 10/11/06
Summary: Sequel to ‘Language of Love’.  With the language barrier still intact, as well as William’s virginity, our couple is now on the road driving back to Buffy’s summer residence in France.  Will they make it there before their hormones get the better of them?  I strongly encourage you to read ‘Language of Love’ first, (3 chapters long), it will help make sense out of this story.  Now that this is officially a sequel, I deem it porn with healthy dollop of plot as opposed to a smidgeon.
Categories: General Romance
Characters: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 29455 Read Count: 2592
Published: 10/18/06 Updated: 12/06/06
Summary: Buffy is back in California after spending her summer in Paris falling in love with a shy Frenchman named William.  Will their long-distance love survive the test of time or will distance prove too much for them?  Third and last installment of the ‘Love’ trilogy.  I highly suggest reading in sequence ‘Language of Love’ then ‘Lessons in Love’ before ‘Living for Love’. 
Categories: General Romance
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9002 Read Count: 928
Published: 01/15/07 Updated: 02/12/07
Summary: Past Featured StoryYou know what it means... whatever can go wrong, will go wrong.  ‘Murphy’s Law’ comes into play from the moment our two favorite blonds meet despite any initial attraction to one another.  What’s the result when a womanizing genius and a prudish workaholic are forced together in every way with no choice but to deal with each other 24/7?  Tons of UST!  Will it ever get resolved, or will they kill each other first? .... “Tell me somethin’, pet.  Wha’s the real reason for your knickers bein’ in a twist aside from the possibility you put your plug in sideways?” …. “The fact you’re still breathing is number one on a very long list of reasons and oh-my-God... crude much?”  Comedy/Romance/Mild angst
Categories: General Romance, The Laugh Factory
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Buffy/Other, Sexual Situations, Spike/Other
Chapters: 28 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 136076 Read Count: 8419
Published: 01/29/08 Updated: 09/02/08
Summary: Past Featured StoryBuffy Summers is successful and content with every aspect of her life save one: her sex life.  Sick of methodical vanilla sex with her current boyfriend, she still has never been able to achieve an honest first-rate orgasm in her entire life.  Then one day she stumbles upon a mysterious escort service online that offers her hope of a perfect sexual experience and impulsively decides to seek out their help.  What starts as a simple business transaction turns into a night of unbridled passion-filled sex with the handsome stranger the service pairs her with, leaving both of them questioning themselves if once is truly enough.
Categories: Taboo
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Chapters: 37 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 183737 Read Count: 27826
Published: 06/05/06 Updated: 09/30/07